Top 10: Strange Sex Talk

I’m taking a break from all the emoness. It’s time to let loose and post something a bit more fun. Hehehe

We’ve all said and heard our share of strange interjections during sex. Caught in the moment, sometimes words just pop into our head and it just feels so right to let them out. Those words can further ignite the flames of passion and send you rolling in frenzy.  But sometimes they’re just mood-killers, and you can’t help but pause and wonder, “What the fuck did I just hear?”



Top Ten Strangest Things Said To Me During Sex


10.
(With an ex, while he was getting ready to go down on me) Friendly sex lang to ha? Nothing more.


9.
(Whispering in my ear while I was fucking him)Wag ka tumingin sa pinto. Nakasilip partner ko, nanonood. Tuloy mo lang.


8.
Him: Fuck kita.
Me: Ayoko.
Him: Sige na.
Me: Ayoko talaga.
Him: Sige fuck mo ako.


7.
(Was giving him a handjob when he suddenly flips over and starts humping my hand) Shit pare ang sarap kantutin ng kamay mo! Parang puke!


6.
(In a motel room during foreplay) Baby, buksan natin yun pinto. Pag may nakakita pasalihin natin.


5.
(Greyhound by Swedish House Mafia suddenly plays in the background) Tangina ganda ng music! Tara, suck kita habang sumasayaw ako.


4.
Kantutin moko tol! Gawin mokong babae!


3.
Him: Sampalin moko.
Me: Ha?
Him: Tangina mo sampalin moko!


2.
(While I was taking a yosi break from a threesome) Nishi, pasok ka sa kwarto, patigasin mo si Eric. Gusto ko magpa-fuck sa kanya.


1.
I love you! PUTANGINA PARE I LOVE YOU!!! Teka, okay lang ba sayong sinasabihan ng ‘I love you’?



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